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Moon Landing

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Moon: Made in China

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Moon Souvenirs

'Wheel.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Rocket to the Moon

Climbing to the moon

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Life Discovered on Mars

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"Here it comes!"

Only in the newspapers.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'