Lunar Colonist T-Shirts

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

Save Mars

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Climbing to the moon

Rocket to the Moon

Moon Souvenirs

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Moon's Portaloo.

A full moon

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Life Discovered on Mars

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Only in the newspapers.

"Here it comes!"

"RATS! Hooked it."

The Moon Made from Cheese

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'