Lunar Colonist Mugs

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

Save Mars

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Rocket to the Moon

China Launches Lunar Rover

Climbing to the moon

Moon Souvenirs

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"Here it comes!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Only in the newspapers.

A full moon

Life Discovered on Mars

The Moon Made from Cheese

"RATS! Hooked it."

'What's the area code up here?'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'