Moon Colonizer Mugs

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Moon: Made in China

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

First Contact

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Hello job security."

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Moon Cave

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Must be American.'

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?