Moon Colonizer Mugs

Moon's Portaloo.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Moon: Made in China

Save Mars

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

First Contact

"Hello job security."

'Must be American.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Moon Cave

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'