Moon Colonization Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'How is colonizing the moon and hollowing it out to hold enough fuel to run a giant jet engine for 4,000 years feasible?...Girl-logic gives my brain lockjaw...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Moon: Made in China

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Moon Souvenirs

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Moon's Portaloo.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

"You have twenty eight days to live."

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

A full moon

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"