Moon Colonist T-Shirts

Celebrate lunar adventures with our Moon Colonist t-shirts. Designed for space enthusiasts, these stylish, witty shirts let you wear your outer space fascination proudly—and comfortably.

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When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?" mockup

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

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"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!" mockup

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

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High-gravity baseball

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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM! mockup

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

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Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring. mockup

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

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Water is discovered on the moon.... mockup

Water is discovered on the moon....

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On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase. mockup

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

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The full moon frenzy strikes again." mockup

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

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'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!' mockup

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

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"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

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'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.' mockup

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

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"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!" mockup

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

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Dog Howling the Moon way

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'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!' mockup

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

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"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!" mockup

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

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'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!' mockup

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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Glimpses One Dollar

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"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?" mockup

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

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Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope mockup

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

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"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

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"You have twenty eight days to live." mockup

"You have twenty eight days to live."

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"Here it comes!"

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A full moon

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An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon. mockup

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

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'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.' mockup

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

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"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us." mockup

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

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'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.' mockup

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

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'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?' mockup

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

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"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!" mockup

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

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Moon Colonist T-Shirts Collection

Moon Colonist Mugs

Explore our collection of Moon Colonist mugs for space lovers who want to start their day with a smile and a touch of lunar whimsy.

Moon Colonist Pillows

Bring celestial comfort into your home with our Moon Colonist pillows, designed to add a cosmic flair to your living space.

Moon Colonist Prints

Discover our Moon Colonist prints—capture the beauty and mystery of the moon with artwork that inspires lunar dreams and cosmic curiosity.