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When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Moon's Portaloo.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

A full moon

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"Here it comes!"

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'