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I was hungry.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

The Death Of Venus

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.