Moon Appreciator T-Shirts

When Astronomers Party.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Fish mobsters.

Cleaning up space junk.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"You have twenty eight days to live."