Ocean Appreciator T-Shirts

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Holy Mackerel

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'