Ocean Appreciator T-Shirts

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Fish mobsters.

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.