Ocean Oracle Appreciator T-Shirts

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish mobsters.

Edvard Grieg.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Deadpan Delivery.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

When Astronomers Party.

'Look! A buy signal.'

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

Mostly Mozart

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

Crab-ate!

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"