Oceanic Oddity Appreciator T-Shirts

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Fish mobsters.

Leonard Nimoy

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Medical Curiosities

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Half man/half shark week"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Common Dodo!

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Deadpan Delivery.

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"Don't worry about making mistakes!"

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

"We met online."

Ice/Mice fishing.

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher

Milky Way

Crab-ate!

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

'She's like a breath of fresh air.'

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"