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The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Wikipedia...

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Clam Spearing

Power/Expenditures

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

The Authentic Christmas.

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Hipster Police Department

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."