Oceanic Orchestra T-Shirts

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Marine Band

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Crab conductor.

Good Carp, Bad Carp

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

Quartet of mermaids

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Violinist on a surfboard

"The phrase I hate the most is, 'you hit the nail on the head.'"

Conductor.

Quartet on surfboards

The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).