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'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

Violinist.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Team Cello

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Countess

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

"I'm Baroque without you!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Things we need to acknowledge

The Corus.

Marine Band

Felix Mendelssohn

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

A trio of local sausages.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Bassoon musical instrument.

Dolphin Music

Edward Elgar

Drunk Oboe Player

Crab conductor.

"It's always ballet, never opera."

'You're retaining water.'

Franz Liszt

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Quartet of mermaids

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'A hush fall over the concert hall...'