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Dolphin Music

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Pirate

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."