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'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boat wedding.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Moses/stranded shark

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Common Dolphin

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.