Musical Marine Lovers T-Shirts

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boat wedding.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Lovers scuba diving

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Starbucks Siren

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Moses/stranded shark

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Giant sandwich bags.