Musical Sea Lover T-Shirts

Merman with cymbals

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

The Imperfect Storm

Jacques Cousteau.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'