Sea Song Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Eel-mail

Victorian Royal Navy

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'