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The Fiddler crab.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

Drunken singers in a public house

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'