Sea Shanty Singers T-Shirts

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Punch&Judy/Counselling

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Capitalists Courageous

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

Whale Music

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

“How was the beach?”

'He's murder on the high C's.'

A day at the beach