Sea Song Enthusiasts Gifts

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Victorian Royal Navy

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.