Musical Sea Lover Gifts

Merman with cymbals

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Sandy Floss

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"