Sacred Sea Lover Gifts

"Holy Mackerel!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Fishing boat.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"