Humor At Sea Lover Gifts

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Well, I think it would be funny if you yelled cannonball and splashed them, but I guess that's just me.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Pirate dancing at the end of a plank.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'