Humor At Sea Lover Pillows

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

The Imperfect Storm

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Pirate dancing at the end of a plank.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'