Sea Lover Giggles Pillows

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Pirate

Fishing boat.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.