Oceanic Orchestra Gifts

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A Symphony of Penguins

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Marine Band

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Crab conductor.

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Ludwig van Beethoven

Good Carp, Bad Carp

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

Quartet of mermaids

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Violinist on a surfboard

"I miss the days of folk music."

"The phrase I hate the most is, 'you hit the nail on the head.'"

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Quartet on surfboards

Conductor.