Galactic Appreciator T-Shirts

Milky Way

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Fish mobsters.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Leonard Nimoy

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Friendly Green Space Alien

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Look...a friendly face.

Vegetarian Heaven

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"