Galactic Appreciator T-Shirts

Milky Way

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You've changed."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Friendly Green Space Alien

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Corporate Entertainment Area

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Look...a friendly face.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Vegetarian Heaven

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"