Asteroid Appreciator T-Shirts

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

"My kid could do that."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Asteroid Bennu

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Aurora

Edvard Grieg.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Medical Curiosities

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

Friendly Green Space Alien

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Look...a friendly face.

Archimedes - Galileo - Copernicus: 'Damn apple.'

No caption (Aliens ride in a spaceship. Their luggage is stowed in a clear capsule underneath the craft).

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Don't worry about making mistakes!"

Spaceman paying the meter for parking his spaceship.

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'