Asteroid Appreciator Pillows

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Save Mars

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"My kid could do that."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Edvard Grieg.

Aurora

Asteroid Bennu

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Medical Curiosities

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Friendly Green Space Alien

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Archimedes - Galileo - Copernicus: 'Damn apple.'

Look...a friendly face.

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Spaceman paying the meter for parking his spaceship.

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

'Bummer, dude.'