Geometry Appreciator T-Shirts

Art Forms.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"My kid could do that."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Chicken

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Euclidean Dog.

Rokeby Venus

Sisyphus Deconstruction

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

Cube of disappointment

Dog squared equals...

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'