Geometry Appreciator Mugs

Art Forms.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"My kid could do that."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Chicken

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Is x the wrong angle?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Rokeby Venus

Euclidean Dog.

Sisyphus Deconstruction

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

Isosceles, famous Greek musican.

Tabloid Times. Headline Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about the stodgy banker who mixed with a fast crowd and ruined his marriage? Big square falls into wrong circle causing fatal triangle.

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Dog squared equals...