Algebra Appreciator Mugs

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Edvard Grieg.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Mathematician on the couch.

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Perpetual Motion.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"You definately have a musical ear"

"...and this is my better half...!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

The Rolling Stones Bank

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

Bank Front

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Mostly Mozart

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

As it were