Cosmic Battle Appreciator T-Shirts

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Friendly Green Space Alien

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Shadow

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Michelangelo's David

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Look...a friendly face.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

Punching Thoughts

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

"Dog star"

"What is it with you and dinosaurs?"

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."