Cosmic Battle Appreciator Gifts

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Friendly Green Space Alien

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Shadow

Michelangelo's David

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Look...a friendly face.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

"Don't worry about making mistakes!"

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

',,,,,and make it snappy'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

Punching Thoughts

"Dog star"

'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'