Intergalactic Appreciator T-Shirts

Look...a friendly face.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Fish mobsters.

"You used to be way more attractive!"

Leonard Nimoy

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Friendly Green Space Alien

"Could you help me with this?"

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"You go ahead and attack. I'll close-up the ship."

"Gesundheit!"

Tuba in Space

Life on other planets, yes. Nightlife on other planets, no.