Imperial System Appreciator T-Shirts

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Big business is not evil

Cat with Crown.

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"...but, seriously..."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Michelangelo's David

Look...a friendly face.

Jane Russell

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Intellectual support animal

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Men on horseback discussing war

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

Scottish drill sergeant.