Imperial System Appreciator Gifts

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

Big business is not evil

Cat with Crown.

"We pay the living dead wage."

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"...but, seriously..."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Michelangelo's David

"Are you binge watching again?"

Look...a friendly face.

Intellectual support animal

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Men on horseback discussing war

Policemen marching

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"