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"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It could never work between us."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."