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"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It could never work between us."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Astronaut

Moon and Star

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."