Cosmic Jazz Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Piano Keyboard

Dynamite little combo

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Bryan Ferry

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"It could never work between us."

The band.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Red hot little combo

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Astronaut

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Musical Pipe

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'