Cosmic Jazz Enthusiast Gifts

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Louis Armstrong

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

Piano Keyboard

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Bryan Ferry

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"It could never work between us."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The band.

Moon and Star

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Red hot little combo

Musical Pipe

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Frank Sinatra.

"C'mon you bluuues..."