Moon Colonization Enthusiast Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'How is colonizing the moon and hollowing it out to hold enough fuel to run a giant jet engine for 4,000 years feasible?...Girl-logic gives my brain lockjaw...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Moon Souvenirs

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

The First Man to Ride the Moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"Here it comes!"

A full moon

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.