Moon Landing Aficionado Gifts

Nixon and JFK holding a moon balloon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut

First Contact

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Moon Souvenirs

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

A full moon

The First Man to Ride the Moon