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'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Dog Igloo.

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."