Polar Researcher T-Shirts

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Arctic slip hazard...

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Dog Igloo.

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"