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"Nobody told me it was formal."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

The First Alien Contact

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'