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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

The High Line at Giza

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Romance of Radio Astronomy

How Glaciations Begin

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Be open to help.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Pyramids exploding.

"You have reached the edge of town."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Astronaut

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Elephant and Castle

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'