Polar Geek Pillows

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

The polar olympics

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

The First Alien Contact

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."