Lunar Pioneer Pillows

Moon Landing

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Parking meter on the moon.

Planting by the Moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

Rocket to the Moon

China Launches Lunar Rover

Moon Souvenirs

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Climbing to the moon

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Only in the newspapers.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Life Discovered on Mars

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"Here it comes!"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.