Lunatic Architect Gifts

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

A man looks up at the earth

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Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'So what have you been up to?'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Take me to your thought leader."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"I propose we go with the second option."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Fish Food

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

How's the writer's block?

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Moon Landing

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.